Hey,
I really enjoyed reading through your profile and decided to send a quick little message to say hi. If you want to message me back, that’s cool. If not, that’s also cool. I’m not really sure what else to say! Lol
— some dude on okcupid. It’s cute, I guess, but pretty boring, sorry. You’ve got to try a little harder than, “uh, i dont know what else to say.” and be more confident.. “when you message me back tell me you think im the shit.”
okcupidisms:
I’m sorry, I’m currently too busy making out with myself to reply to your messages, ladies.
You are gorgeous, and zoolander was a great flick, and I wish I would meet someone like u one day, so that they can teach me there is more 2 life then just being stuck in the hood.s
— Plenty of Fish message. (via girlmeetsboymeetsfood)
36 Y.O Male - Tompkins Cove, NY
pofmessages:
(He sent me a picture of his abs - or lack there of - along with this note)
hey , your a hottie.can i be your sugar daddy? i would love to rock your world baby. i would spoil you like craze but do i get spoiled back wink wink ;)i am very good looking i have more pics if u like.IF NOT SORRY!! i like to have fun do you? ttyl cutie
13 Year Old MMORPG
Him: (sometime after seeing my Runescape character) Hey where are you?!
Me: Uhh do I know you?
Him: I like you! Do you like me?
Me: Uhh no...
Him: I think you're hot!!
Me: Oh fantastic! Are you a guy?!
Him: Yes
Me: I'm a guy too!
Him: WHAT THE HECK!? I THOUGHT I SAW BOOBS!
Me: Are you sure it was me? My character's a guy [LIES]
Him: But you had BOOBS! Do guys have boobs as big as girls do too?
Me: I'm afraid so :\ Are you sure you're not gay? I mean you found me hot....not that there's anything wrong with it. I'm cool with gay people.
Him: I'm not gay. I just saw your girl character and called you hot.
Me: So you just call every single girl character hot? Dude you need to work on your game.
Him: No I saw your character and thought she was hot!
Me: My character's a dude >.> And I'm a guy. Who likes girls.
Him: I like girls too. Do you know any teenage girls who are into 13 year old gamers?
Me: (starts feeling kinda sorry for playing with the dude) Naw dude. Go find some irl. Dating on RS is pathetic.
Him: I suck at dating irl. The only reason I date on RS is so I can be better at it!
Me: Dating on RS is not gonna make you better -.-
Him: I'm just waiting for the girl that's meant to be in my life
Me: And she's on RS?
Him: No I meant irl. And I'm training my dating skills in RS for her!
Me: Oh...well RS isn't gonna make you any better. I gtg, bye! *ignore listed*
grammer.
— One woman’s complete, [sic]ening entry in the “I spend a lot of time thinking about” section of her OKCupid profile (via mwolman)
patgabz:
Hey, you’re very cute, but your grammar sucks.
(via patgabz-deactivated20120131)
nattheurbanist:
NO DOY!
Hahaha, I’m not sure how I feel about this validation of my self-confidence. It’s a fucking robot.
whats up? how are you? a 90% match is pretty good :) wanna get a drink sometime?
— some dude, put all his eggs in meaningless statistics.
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